Pay Whatever the Freak You Want with the Karma Wheel of Fortune!

Introducing the Karma Wheel of Fortune!

You know, it’s really not fair. We all know we’re supposed to be “good people”, but being bad is often a lot more fun! And aside from the whole karma thing, there usually isn’t a whole lot out there to help keep us motivated to do the right thing…

Well, the Chronicles of Strength is here to help you restore your Karmic chain and prove that it does pay to do the right thing!

Martin Luther King Jr. once claimed that the universe tends to lean towards the side of justice.

It’s time to put that to the test, by allowing you to pay whatever the freak you want for the brand new
Fireside Chat with Dr. Charlie Weingroff.

Now before we get into the details of how this game is played, let me first tell you just a little bit of what you can expect to find answers to in this hour-long interview with Dr. Charlie Weingroff:

• General Physical Preparedness vs. Specific Physical Preparedness – Which is more crucial for athletic development and why
• Dynamic Neuromuscular Stabilization (DNS) – What it is, why it’s important,and how Dr. Weingroff uses it in his practice
• The concept of joint centration and how training from a centrated position will make you a stronger and more functional athlete
• How Dr. Weingroff utilizes kettlebells in his own practice, as well as with his athletes
• Dr. Charlie Weingroff’s approach to mobility and flexibility and why “just stretching” is rarely the answer
• Why everyone is “open-minded” until they’ve found out that they’ve been doing everything wrong

The Fireside Chat with Dr. Charlie Weingroff could easily be priced well over $99 for the vast amount of rare and valuable information presented within, but instead we are going to take a bit of a different approach with this one and give you the ability to put some good karma into the bank.

We’re going to let you pay what you want to pay for this.

But in order to help you do the right thing, we’re going to provide some “karmic incentives”. Some of you may think, “Well, aren’t I just really paying for the additional ‘karmic incentives’?”

You mean like buying Karma?? Well, that’s just poppycock!

Sure, you could think of it like that. Or you could think of it the right way, which is that you are simply reaping the positive consequences of good Karma! Remember, we really just put these incentives together in order to help you restore a positive balance to your karmic chain. That’s all. Really…

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The game is simple, folks – You make the decision, you pay the scrilla, and you get the Karma (and potentially a helluva lot more, depending on the amount of scrilla)!

Happy bidding!

Oh, and by the way – there are ONLY FIVE ultimate enlightenment packages available. So you better act quickly if you want to guarantee that you don’t suffer the unfortunate fate of becoming eternally trapped in the cycle of rebirth. That’d be a major, major bummer.

Along with the invaluable Fireside Chat with Dr. Charlie Weingroff (a $99 value), we are offering the following Karmic Incentives:

Karmic Incentive #1 – VIP Package to the Athletic Enhancement Seminar with Doctor Charlie Weingroff, which includes admittance to the entire seminar, an FMS screen from Dr. Charlie Weingroff, and a night out networking and socializing with the best of the best in the strength and conditioning industry
(total value =  truly priceless, but for the sake of quantification $499)

Karmic Incentive #2 – Every single Chronicles of Strength eBook known to man, including The Birth of a Hero (total value = $78)

Karmic Incentive #3 – Two thirty-minute coaching calls with Pat Flynn and Som Sikdar, regarding either technique, coaching tips, or marketing help (total value = $100 x 2 = $200)

Karmic Incentive #4 – One year subscription to the SuperHero Development Program
(total value = 12 months x $9 = $108)

Karmic Incentive #5 – One Hundred Million Positive Karma Bonus Points and Four Big Thumbs Up. No chance of being trapped in the cycle of rebirth.

Total Value of Enlightenment Package =  99 + 499 + 79 + 200 + 108 = $995

Super Bonus Karmic Incentive #6 – 20% off Dr. Charlie Weingroff’s Training = Rehab, Rehab = Training six-piece DVD set when you purchase it at the seminar!

Along with the Invaluable Fireside Chat with Dr. Charlie Weingroff, we are offering the following karmic incentives with the awakening package:

Karmic Incentive #1 – One ticket to the Athletic Enhancement Seminar with Dr. Charlie Weingroff in Exton, PA on June 3rd. (total value = $199)

Karmic Incentive #2 – The Birth of a Hero eBook ( total value = $29)

Karmic Incentive #3 -3 months of the SuperHero Development Program
(total value = 3 months x $9 = $27)

Karmic Incentive #4 – Very high probability you won’t spend eternity stuck in the cycle of rebirth. No guarantees, but the odds are in your favor.

Total Value of Awakening Package =  99 + 199 + 29 + 27 = $343

Along with the exclusive Fireside Chat with Dr. Charlie Weingroff you get an undisclosed super secret karmic bonus.

And no.

We aren’t going to tell you what it is.

Then it wouldn’t be an undisclosed super secret karmic bonus.

It would just be a karmic bonus.

And no, it’s not a ticket to the seminar.

Total Value = $99 + ?? Secret Bonus ?? = ??? (at least $99!!).

There may be hope for you, but it’s starting to look a bit grim…

Monetarily you can’t beat this package, since you get The Fireside Chat with Dr. Charlie Weingroff (a $99 value) for free. Just note that the unquantifiable expense of spending an eternity trapped in the cycle of rebirth far outweighs the pain of any initial cash outflow.

And just out of pity, we will still give you a free one month subscription to the SuperHero Development Program (again which you can opt out of at anytime if you so wish to continue traveling down the path of bad karma).