Dog Training 101: How to Transform Your Puppy from a Menacing Bastard into a Loyal, Obedient, and Bonafide Companion in Virtually No Time!

Look, I know this is quite a claim.

But have I ever let you guys down before???

The truth is, I think I’ve finally found the secret weapon of dog training. Seriously, what I have discovered may be the ultimate weapon of mass doggie disobedience destruction. But sh. I think she may be listening in. Let’s just say that it rhymes with “Not Frog”, if ya catch my drift…

Well if you know me, then you know I always claim that the proof must be in the pudding, so let’s see how this works shall we?

I guess that just goes to show that what may sound good in theory, does not always necessarily hold up in practice.

But let it be known, I have a plan B … and just incase she’s still listening in, it rhymes with “Hoona Prish”.

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