How to Prepare for a Car Accident No one wakes up expecting to get in a car accident. My mom certainly didn’t, when she woke up on Thursday. Yet she’s been preparing for that moment of impact for YEARS. Fortunately for her and for her family, my mom has been sustaining an impressive baseline of […]
Increase Your Self-Worth: How To Become an Expert In Anything In 7 Months Or Less
In her tremors she whispered, “Be somebody, Abe.” The last five syllables ever spoken by Nancy Hanks, the mother of Abraham Lincoln. Allow me to probe you with a quick query: What do Leonardo da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin, Ernest Hemmingway, Albert Einstein, Peter Jennings, Frank Lloyd Wright, Thomas Edison, the Wright Brothers, Charles Darwin, Jimi […]
How to Officially "Un-Suck" Yourself
They don’t make action figures out of people who suck – Brian Petty Don’t fret just yet. Because I’m going to school you on how to not suck, and if you already do suck, then I’m going to instruct you on how to officially “unsuck” yourself. Now years of formal suckitude can be hard to […]
How to Be James Bond: Look Good Naked, Kick Anyones Ass, and Drive a Really Super Schweet Car
In this installment, I will reveal to you the secrets behind how to be a sexy, elusive, and bad-ass Double 0 Agent. Now look, being an irresistible secret operative isn’t for everyone. Let’s face it; the mortality rate of such agents is typically too high. So, whats the point of living the exotic, fast-paced, balls-to-the-wall […]