Nothing sucks more than the neighbor that gives out pencils for Halloween candy. Am I right?
Whoever thought that anything not fit for human consumption could ever be an appropriate fill-in for candy is a clown in need of no costume.
So, to PROPERLY celebrate my favorite Holiday, I have concocted a monstrous treat for you all; one sure to arouse a most unusual sense of delight! It is not sweet. Nor will it pull fillings out of your teeth like hard taffy.
This demonic bestowal is a prelude to The Birth of a Hero and is the type of gift that keeps on giving.
But be warned! This gift is ill-suited for the weak of heart or the fragile by nature.
Here Is My Gift To You:
7 Frightful Kettlebell Complexes
- From HELL -
To Chop Fat, Magnify Muscle,
and Strengthen the Flesh
- Like a man (or woman) possessed, suffer the harrowing device of kettlebell complex training to sever unwelcome fat from flesh! This fiendish instrument of torture melts fat like raw meat on a hot grill!
- Discover how to develop “Functional Brawns” and the work capacity of Robocop through 7 of the most hellacious kettlebell complexes that I have ever devised.
- Learn the truth about “cardio” for fat loss, and how to simultaneously train the three human energy systems to burn more fat than jogging 67 miles a week…or swimming for two hours a day!
- Maximize muscle! The compound and synergistic nature of kettlebell complex training create the perfect anabolic storm for rapid muscular development!
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- Pat Flynn
PS - If you already have The Birth of a Hero, you're ahead of the game. If not, this primer is a great way to start killing it with Kettlebell complexes!
PPS - What's the worst Halloween "candy" you've ever received? Drop some love below in the comment section!